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It started at a bus stop
In the middle of nowhere
And sitting beside me
Was a man with no hair
From the look on his face
To the size of his toes
He comes from a place
That nobody knows
Said oh maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man
Sitting here tell me about the sky oh
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
But if you asked me now
I could'nt tell you why
Chorus:
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday
He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10 percent of their brain
But you couldn't tell it from the way they behave
They run around in underwear
And they never shave
Said oh maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man
Sitting here tell me about the sky oh
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
But if you asked me now
I could'nt tell you why
Chorus:
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday
Ladies and gentlemen, Zac Hanson!
This is Mother bird calling Baby bird
Babybird come in
Come in Babybird
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE COME IN!!!
This is Babybird
Sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Of course we copy!
24 hours a day
In color!
You would'nt believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee
Or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bustop just barely sane
Said oh maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
But if you asked me now I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long
Thinking about Milwaukee
I've been talking too long
On my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars
You might think that I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
If not tomorrow
Then maybe today!