Man From Milwaukee

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face
To the size of his toes
He comes from a place
That nobody knows

Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now I couldn't tell you why

Chorus:
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie-talkie
He's talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky.
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday

He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10% of their brain
But you couldn't tell it from the way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave

Oh maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now I couldn't tell you why

Chorus:
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie-talkie
He's talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky.
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday

This is Motherbird calling Babybird
Babybird come in
Come in Babybird
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE COME IN!!!!
This is Babybird
Sorry I was watching court TV
Do you copy?
Do you copy?
Of course we copy!
24 hours a day
In color!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

Oh maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
But if you asked me now I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long
Thinking about Milwaukee
I've been talking too long
On my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars
You might think that I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
I know they'll come get me
And take me away
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
If not tommorrow
Then maybe today!

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