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Did you ever wonder if you were an obsessed Hanson fan, an in between Hanson fan, or an "I just think they're ok" fan? Well here are some ways that you can tell which one you are. If you know of any others, email me at matika46@hotmail.com
You might be obsessed if...
...You rode your bike to every concert on the tour, and blew your life savings in the process
...You have your own bank account for money that is strictly for Hanson memorabilia
...The song "Pictures" describes your room. (Pictures on the wall, the ceiling and the floor. I'm in a mental room and I cannot find the door)
...You've legally changed your name to Madeline Lucy Hanson
...You're summer goal is completeing your wedding plans for becoming Mrs. Hanson - a goal you've been working on since May 1997
...You only get a boyfirend who looks identical to Taylor Hanson, and you constantly refer to him as Tay even though his name is Brian
...You have "Ever Lonely" on your answering machine
...The only words in your vocabulary are Hanson and Mmmbop
...No one knows your real name. Everyone refers to you as Hanson girl
...People ask you how Hanson is doing
...You've forced your parents to move the family to Tulsa
...You have 25 copies of each of Hanson's cds in case one gets a microscopic scratch on it.
...If Hanson isn't doing a tv appearance, you can be found watching TT&MON and R2A simotaneously
...You kiss every Hanson poster good night even if it means starting at 5AM and going to sleep at 3 AM
...You subscribe 3 times to every single magazine that has ever even mentioned the name Hanson
...You have a Hanson shrine in your living room
...You cry if Hanson is not on tv
...You've emailed Hanson and called the Hanson Hotline so much that Hanson has been forced to block you
...You've made your parents mortgage the house several times so that you can have 4 (one for each Hanson and one for you) of each bit of Hanson merchandise you can find
...Your room has been declared a health hazard for the Hanson hater, even though you'd never let them get within a mile of your home
...In algebra class, instead of using the variables, x, y, and z, you always use H, I, T, Z instead.
...If any of your friends spend the night in your room, they scream out of sheer fright as they wake up to your millions of pictures (I had a friend who almomst did this once)
...You buy everyone each Hanson cd and video for Christmas even though you gave them that on their birthday and the Christmas before.
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